Talk about your call of doodie.

It all went down the evening of April 22, 2016.

The location? Johnny Depp and his then-wife Amber Heard‘s Los Angeles penthouse home.

Depp, 55, had just stormed out of the penthouse following yet anther heated row with Amber. (The two had been fighting for months).

It was then that the housekeeper ‘discovered fecal matter’ on the bed-sheets.

Now Depp is accusing Heard of intentionally defecating in their marital bed as part of a malicious prank because he had angered her by arriving two-hours late for her 30th birthday party that night.

via Daily Mail:

It’s understood that ‘strong photographic evidence’ links Heard to the reported incident, while the actress has since claimed the fecal matter was left by their dog, Boo.

A source told The Mirror:

‘Boo has some serious bowel control issues. There was never a joke, it wasn’t something done to be disrespectful.

‘It was an innocent thing, it’s what pets will do. We don’t have anything else to say. Ms. Heard is moving on and we do not want to engage in this nonsense.’

Who you gonna believe: Depp? Heard? Or the dog, Boo?

I think we need to see that photographic evidence first.

Or maybe not. I’m sorry I brought any of this up. Carry on with your day.

(Photos: MediaPunch)

UPDATE: via ETCanada: “The housekeeper who cleaned up the mess allegedly said that ‘the faeces were too big to be from their dog.'”

THE PLOT THICKENS.