These two cheeky chappies just can’t seem to help themselves.

My two favorite heads of state, Berlusconi and Sarkozy, were both in the papers today but for different reasons.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy decided to stir up trouble according to The Times, saying the US President is weak, the Spanish leader is dim, the German Chancellor is

clinging on to France’s coat-tails and the head of the European Commission

is irrelevant.

Ha! Way to make that next meeting uncomfortable as f*ck!

And of Europe’s love for President Obama he sniped “I am going to ask him to walk on the Channel, and he’ll do it.” (I made that Jesus gag weeks ago… thieving french whore!)- ARTICLE HERE

In other news Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi made a few amusing mistakes while visiting a camp for homeless victims of the L’Aquila earthquake.

Firstly he tells a female doctor that he ‘wouldn’t mind being resuscitated’ by her.

Then tells homeless people being housed in tents that they should ‘treat the experience as a camping holiday’.

Finally and most joyfully,  he ‘complimented’ an African priest and an African Red Cross worker on their suntans… after realizing his gaffe he then grabbed the embarrassed volunteer, smiled broadly and told him: ‘Hold me tight and call me Papa.’

The guy is brilliant! – ARTICLE HERE