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Angel hair. James instructs Brits Fenton and Steven on the English monarchy. American Idol. Sanjaya. Should it really be just about singing? Ryan and Blake. Chris. No talent is the talent. “All our celebrities are Sanjayas,” realizes James. “Every single person out there….” “It’s all pheremonical,” says Fenton, “all lovely loveliness.” Or, is it simply…us? Dancing With the Stars – that leg will come off, if she’s smart. Randy readdresses Ryan and Simon’s troubling exchange of last week, which leads to a discussion of the audiences who go to 300. Is blood a metaphor for ejaculate? James explains the battle of Thermopylae to the group. ANTM and Tyra Banks as a madwoman. “Modeling as a role model is such a bonkers idea,” says Fenton. And this just in: When Fenton was in school, he ran a disco at the local mental hospital. His story of course leads James to talk of Justin Timberlake’s penis, which leads to his theory of Britney’s discovery of sex only after Justin. And we’re left pondering the Paris ride vs the Britney ride.