The Pod Squad is color-coordinated and would have you believe it’s by accident. Fenton goes brown, which is the new blue; James goes pattern. Hair on the face – old, gay, bear. Holy Blood, Holy Grail: OMG! Blanche Devereaux a ruler of the world? Golden Girls holds the secret of the world? Mel Gibson and Apocalypto. American Idol and rave RAVES for Chris’s “Walk the Line.” And, at last, an appreciation of Ryan Seacrest. Prison Break. Unanimous. Barry Manilow. Paula Abdul. ANTM: cockroaches and high heels. Are there no more pretty girls in America? Remember when iceberg lettuce came back in vogue? What’s the next chic food? Upgraded peanut butter?

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