James says they are NOT cheek implants. What happened was… well, he’ll explain. Randy almost cried when Oprah and Gayle sang “Wichita Lineman” on their road trip like teenage lovers, and fell in love with Gayle. The road trip is hotly discussed. Rosie on Nip/Tuck. Ryan Gosling in Half Nelson. Helen Mirren in The Queen. The Last King of Scotland (frontal and dorsal nudity). Fenton coins the word “Fawnication.” SNL. Studio 60. Dane Cook is not funny, it’s official, he just thinks he is. Ugly Betty. Desperate Housewives gets punched up. Sons & Daughters. Prison Break starring “Mrs Wentworth Miller” as Joan Crawford. Heroes. Amazing Race‘s new Charla. The French expression for “sudden aging.” James’s author photo: Fenton thinks one should be able “to read between the lines.” Panic! At the Disco. ATWT. Dexter. And the requisite mention of Mark Foley.

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