Ryan Lochte Dropped By Speedo –Playgirl Asks Him To Drop HIS Speedos

After his Rio robbery/ lying saga, sponsors and corporate partners are distancing themselves from U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte. But one company wants Lochte. Naked.

Spokesperson for Playgirl and Wowlebrity, Daniel Nardicio, hopes to get a deal with Lochte.

“We are reaching out to him with an offer. Now that he’s out of his Speedo sponsorship deal, Playgirl.com wants to get Ryan Lochte out of his Speedos.“

(See, he gave me that headline.)

“We’re fully prepared to handle this ‘brah’ (as Ryan would say), and take his studliness to new heights, in a huge offer to show American men and women what Ryan Lochte really would do —naked.

Sexiness, athleticism and he’s totally masculine. What he did in Rio was stupid, so we’d even offer to donate his fee to a Brazilian charity of his choice!“

Lochte has joined ABC’s Dancing With the Stars this seeason so, this might be a bit “off-brand” at the moment, but with shots like the ones below (you are welcome for the zoom) there’s not THAT much left to the imagination.