After dating for 43 years, you’d think that both Ken and Barbie would need some sort of cosmetic surgery, especially since the seniors have recently split and are on the market again. Nobody wants to look at all that sagging plastic, even after a teaspoon or two of liquor at the senior center in Malibu. We understand that this may be a challenging or exciting time in your life, and we are here to offer you the very best in medical care, as well as the attention and personalized experience you deserve. At Jim Brantner Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery you are more than just a patient, you’re family. And we’ll treat you as such. From the first phone call or consultation to your recovery, we’re here for you. We developed this site with you in mind, and we hope that the information provides both an educational and enjoyable experience with regards to the options we offer at our cosmetic and plastic surgery doctors and clinics center. And as always, if you have questions, just ask. We love chatting with new patients and would love to learn more about how we can help. Mattel seems to think that Ken still aches for Barbie, so they’ll be giving him another makeover (see pic), hoping he’ll be more alluring to the once-glamorous sexaganarian. But, honey, when it’s over it’s over. Besides, Ken’s always had an eye for Barbie’s male friends, but Barbie has been too self-absorbed to notice. While Barbie’s attraction to surfer dude Blaine was said to be the cause of the Barbie-Ken split, it was an open secret to all but Barbie (and Mattel, apparently) that Blaine was getting his board waxed by both. Anyway, according to a CNN story today, among the changes Mattel would like to see on Ken are a better tan, eyelid surgery “that allows him to wink at his favorite lady” and a buffer physique. “However, by the looks of Mattel’s latest earnings results, it might be Barbie, not Ken, who needs the makeover.” Sad but true.
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