They Plan to Honeymoon at the YMCA

Where it’s fun to stay. Meanwhile, back at the ranch. Village People person Randy Jones, he of the cowboy drag and many nephews, is ready to officially settle down for keeps with his pardner. Or, as the couple put it in a press release, “Disco deity Randy Jones, 60, is rounding up friends and family in Manhattan to legally wed longtime partner Will Grega, a software developer and composer, during three days of festivities.” We’ve known Jones, who happens to be the nicest man, for let’s say a lot of years and he hasn’t aged a minute, bless him. We wish the couple happy trails.