So we were thinking this morning, while taking a warm and soapy shower, that Brad should go back with Gwynnie. It’s a perfect setup. She’s even jump-started the baby thing for him. And she’s stopped working, so no conflicting schedules. And we’d be back liking her again; we really want to like her again. She’d have to leave Chris, of course, but the split would give him fresh, authentic material for whiny new songs and our waning interest in Coldplay would be revitalized. And remember how much we used to like Coldplay? So no one loses. Frankly, we see it as a win-win-whine situation.
Remember when Brad and Gwyneth broke up? We were sad then, too. Perhaps not as much as now, but still, there was sadness and disappointment. We liked Gwyneth then, if you recall. Looking back, it was probably because she was with Brad; everything he touches is golden (except Troy). Were we sad when Jennifer broke up with Tate Donovan? No, we were not. So, it’s not Jen.