Three hunks and an evil bitch walk the red carpet after the jump.
At the 300: Rise of an Empire premiere at the TLC Chinese Theater in Hollywood:
1. Star Callan Mulvey, who is definitely doable but damn that’s a lot of real estate on his forehead. Maybe once we get him in a little manskirt and helmet we’ll see the full appeal.
2. Darling Jack O’Connell, who was so hot on Skins and, um, as the “shepherd lad” in the made-for-TV version of Wuthering Heights – OK YOU CAUGHT ME, I just skimmed IMDB to see who he was I DON’T REALLY REMEMBER HIM AS THE FUCKING “SHEPHERD LAD” IN WUTHERING HEIGHTS. But I’m sure he was ADORABLE, just look at that the way he’s staring at the camera. Like he’s going to leap out of your monitor and ravish you with kisses. Ohhhh, if ONLY.
3. Celebrity spawn Nick Simmons (via Gene Simmons of KISS, natch) just keeps getting handsomer and handsomer, doesn’t he? I read somewhere that he’s a size 16 shoe, too. Soooo….
4. And finally, the most hated woman in Westeros, the absolutely DIVINE Lena Heady who plays yet another queen, Queen Gorgo. Gorgo was a real woman, of course, and was unique in history for being the daughter of a King of Sparta, the wife of another king of Sparta, and the mother of a third king of Sparta. The things we learn here. Oh, and her expression? Totally me, as I contemplate Nick Simmons’ shoe size. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)