“Actress”/hat designer/self-willed paparazzi magnet Phoebe Price was out wandering the streets of Calabasas yesterday, just minding her own business (as she does), not asking to be the center of attention, when she accidentally-on-purpose dropped her ATM card, and the ultra-micro-miniskirt that was wearing JUST HAPPENED to ride up to her ribcage. THE HORROR!
She must have been MORTIFIED!
Just try turn away from these photos, I dare you…!
Above, Phoebe from the front…
Below, Phoebe from the back…
Whoops! She drops her card…
Aaaaaaaaand you can never unsee the full moon that happens next…
Then, she readjusts her skirt so that it’s only HALF covering her crack, and it’s back to business as usual.
GOD BLESS PHOEBE PRICE!
(Photos Pacific Coast News)
