Around 1970, when she was 25, Marietta Anton, a German woman now living in Portugal, posed nude for some photos taken by her then-boyfriend, Sigma Polke. They split up, Polke became famous, and Anton found herself in possession of pictures suddenly worth about $70,000. But wait. Anton’s 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the photos and thought he’d come upon a stash of really cool secret porn. And come upon them he did. Most likely more than once. Of course, he had no idea he was fantasizing over Mummy. Or he wouldn’t have stained them so badly that he reduced their value to $16,000. Anton is suing the German child services for the difference. (Metro)