OK, so there are other places that are more deserving of donation. But still, like, what is a boy to do with a syringe of his own blood? Squirt it over the lens of a nearby MTV news camera, of course. Stumbling into an interview his bandmates were giving, he sat down and sprayed the camera and crew with it, commenting afterward, “That was a wicked shot.” I love the Enid Blyton nature of this remark, like he’s just fired a kid’s slingshot. Anyway, it’s grim.
– Cat McShane