The 2018 World Cup is in full swing, with men from 32 countries competing to bring home the glory, but it takes more than just skill to win these games. Confidence is key for men both on and off the field. If you’ve been watching the World Cup and found yourself thinking that some teams come off more confident than others, there maaaaaay be a reason why!
Take a look at this comparison study of the average penis size that Hims conducted for all the countries that qualified for this year’s games.
One country who didn’t qualify to play in the cup this year is the good old USA, who from the looks of it, may not have stood too much of a chance anyway. The United States came in with an average of only 5.0 in/12.9 cm; the 3rd smallest out of all competing countries. Ouch!
Whether or not these rankings will correlate with this year’s winners remains to be seen. Just the other day, the lowest average country (Japan) beat the highest average country (Colombia)! Plus, Mexico did just pull a huge upset on Germany and we can’t help but notice how far apart they are on the scale above.
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Only one country will take home the cup, but according to this ranking, many will still be able to go home feeling like winners (looking at you, Colombia).
We know a thing or two about penises, but the research for this article was provided to us by Hims.