This video of an angry bird is a couple of years old, but it has aged well. According to the owner,

“Pebble didn’t want to go back to her cage. I think she let me know what she thought about going. She’s not afraid to let her feelings be known….”

Pebble herself says,

“Fucking around up here. Look at fucking marrying me, but tell me who’s marrying you?

At 2:43 the owner asks,

“Do you have an attitude Pebble?”

She says,

“Yeah! That’s right! The fucking veterinarian!”

How many words and phrase can you make out?

Watch.