Levi Johnston WHO? He’s SO last decade. As far as “cute-straight-boys-who-let-gay-boys-slobber-over-them” go, The Situation is GOD these days. And as hot as HE is, I sort of think Pauly D. might be the better fantasy boyfriend. Watch as they reenact the first Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and tell me which wise guy you’d rather get a penis pump from.