Randy is having trouble moderating a debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump and lets out a frustrated scream. In pops Broadway belter Patti LuPone in a puff of smoke who tells him:
“When gay men are in crisis, I just materialize,” she explains.
“Patti I’m getting nervous. What if this (pointing at Trump) gets reelected?” asks Rainbow.
“You’ve gotta think positive, doll,” LuPone reassured. “Imagine how much better life would be if Trump got dumped.”
Replied Rainbow: “If Donald got fired, we could go back to life as we once knew it, miserable and unfair but at least without the daily threat of complete authoritarianism and apocalyptic destruction.”
“Wouldn’t that be nice?” imagined LuPone.
They then sing:
I dreamed a dream they let me moderate the presidential debate. And you were there, @PattiLuPone… #IfDonaldGotFired 🎶 pic.twitter.com/B9C7tMEnKN— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) October 7, 2020