Socialite/philanthropist/future me Barbara Davis (the widow of billionaire oil magnate Marvin Davis and grandmother of my honeybunnybabylover Brandon Davis) celebrated her 85th birthday with a raging wing-ding at Spagos Friday night, and TOUT Old Hollywood came to pay their respects to the Queen of Beverly Hills society.
Just look at the old gal. THAT’S how you do it. Pearls the size of golf balls. Sequins and black satin. A fine helmet of hair. And a face pulled so tight you could bounce diamonds off it.
In attendance: Sidney Poitier, sporting a crown because he’s GODDAMN SIDNEY POTIER.
Jane Fonda, carrying her pooch. Also in a crown. BOW DOWN, BITCHES!
Comedy god Don Rickles – STILL ALIVE, bless his heart.
Kathy Hilton wearing either Paris’ old christening gown, a lampshade from one of her hotels, or a knockoff from the Marie Osmond doll collection.
Oh-so-darling Candy Spelling with a diamond ballerina-or-maybe-a-flying-saucer brooch.
My sugarbooger oogie-oogums Brandon Davis.
… and Anjelica Huston, who looks like she’s just thoroughly enjoying life lately. God bless.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)