If you were advising someone who’s hosting a bunch of gays on Oscar night, what tips and strategies would you provide? Any pitfalls to avoid?
Well, of course, everything has changed now because of the red-carpet coverage. Joan Rivers on E! really was the best part, no matter what anyone says — and Star Jones just makes our collective stomach turn. It casts a very dark cloud over the entire event. Joan’s badness was brilliant, Star’s badness is just BAD!
So the big challenge this year is how to get people in the right mood without Joan on that carpet. We suggest lots of trashy magazines. Fill your house with the latest Star, In Touch — every tabloid you can get your hands on — so that you can rely on photos and stories there to get you in that yummy celebrity-hungry mood.