The Thief Accused of the 2016 Kim Kardashian’s Paris Robbery Has Written a Tell-All About It

Eunice Abbas, who is accused of breaking into Kim Kardashian‘s Paris hotel room in 2016, tying her up, and stealing $10 million in jewelry has… written a tell-all book about the heist? Sure, why not.

According to Page Six, it’s unclear why Abbas, who is awaiting trial for his involvement in the crime, wanted to write a book confessing his involvement in the robbery. But here we are.

In it, he describes some “humorous” details about the crime.

For instance:

Kardashian and her secretary brainlessly called 911 for help during the ordeal — despite being in France, where the US emergency line was useless, according to an excerpt published in the French magazine Closer.

“Our two beauties stubbornly tried to call 911 … the emergency call number for the US. Not very efficient when you are in Paris,” Abbas mocks in his book, “I Sequestered Kim Kardashian,” according to the mag, which comes out Feb. 4.

National emergency numbers in France include 15 for an ambulance and 17 for the police.

The 40-year-old star eventually “complied” after realizing the thieves were not “threatening her life,” he writes.

Abbas also revealed that he ended up with the Kim’s cellphone, and received a call from singer Tracy Chapman moments after the heist.

“Right at the moment I cross a police car scouting the neighborhood, I jump at the sound of an incongruous cellphone ringtone,” he writes. “In front of my incredulous eyes, a name appears on the screen as it lights up. No way, I must be tripping,” he writes in the book, adding it was Chapman’s name that popped up.

Other details about the crime here.

And here’s Kim’s version below.