Victoria Beckham (whom we have to say we’re warming up to considerably after her several charming talk show appearances; that hodgepodge NBC special about her that aired last night; and her snappy fashion advice, which includes “However you’re built be mindful of the rule that if you get your boobs out, put your legs away and vice versa”) may have cinched our escalating admiration if it’s really true that she just snubbed Paris Hilton’s offer to join her for a night of clubbing. According to The Sun (via Digital Spy), Hilton told a friend that she just knows the two of them would be soulmates. Posh begs to differ. “Over my dead body,” she said when she got the news. “We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.” Perhaps Hilton might have have fared better if she’d simply shown up at the Beckham’s door with a basket of warm muffins.