Apparently celebuspawn/fashion icon Paris Jackson has never seen the movie The Hitcher or Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Detour or Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker or any of the other 10,000 hitchhiker movies that all bear the same message: KEEP DRIVING, BITCH!
so, last night I picked up a couple of like, hitch hikers and the one girl was like pretty, pretty fucked up and, uh, I basically like, I remember taking out a pair of my own socks and putting them on her and like, stopping at a fuckin fast food place to get them dinner… and honestly, like, I’m not doing this be like, I’m not doing this to like brag about like, “Oh my god I’m such a good person” but like, this bitch fucking stole debit card, dude! Like, I give you guys a fucking ride across L.A., and I do my very very best to be the best Uber driver ever, even though I’m not even a fucking part of Uber and you steal my shit, dude? Like, what the fuck!
Luckily it didn’t end in bloodshed, though, just a few cancelled back cards.
these articles are making it seem much worse than it was. she took a card that i canceled before she could use it. nbd. the reason i was upset was because there wasn’t any display of gratitude for me trying to help out. hitchikers usually aren’t that bad.
— Paris-Michael K. J. (@ParisJackson) January 13, 2018