Says the Los Angeles Times of The Hottie & the Nottie: “It’s not like Paris Hilton to rise rise above her material, but The Hottie & the Nottie sinks so low all she has to do is stand up.” Not something she does that well. It might help to put the stinker quote in the movie‘s blurbs so it doesn’t get mistaken for the similarly titled The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Hilton herself will be “visiting” the Mann’s Chinese 6 in Los Angeles tonight. Which is hot. Or not.