Oh what the hell, let’s just call it: PARIS HILTON IS BACK, y’all! She has been missed. Kind of. Here she is on that yacht again, doing a hilarious little “Sieg heil!” routine in a fetching red military hat, while giving herself a Hitler moustache. Isn’t that precious? Her rep, of course, says that’s NOT AT ALL what was happening: “Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken. The hat was not a communist hat, its a military style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well.” OH WELL IF SHE HAS JEWISH FRIENDS, excuse me! Sorry for the misunderstanding. Glad to have you back, girl. (via Celebslam)