Possibly mistaking “horse race” for “whores race,” Paris Hilton, in a giant sun hat and with steady beau Doug Reinhardt, spent Saturday in Louisville at the Kentucky Derby. During the race, Hilton, who’s been astride many a sweaty thoroughbred in her day, posed for photos and sent frequent Twitters to her followers. Typical tweet: “Had sucha fun time at the race today! It was such a fun experience. And I loved all the big beautiful hats all the girls were wearing :)” (via Celebrity Truth)