Talk about junk in the trunk. A 42-year-old Chinese woman was arrested for muling 1,440 grams of heroin in her underwear. Sadly, she wasn’t wearing the underwear when arrested; she was transporting the heroin from Kunming in Yunnan Province to Shanghai in 15 pairs of panties and longjohns that were packed inside a pink trunk. Of course, hers is a sad story of being duped by two strange men she met at a street stall (the same men who killed Nicole Brown). If convicted, she could be executed. Barring that, we think she’d make a perfect mate for Pete Doherty if it doesn’t work out with Kate.