In Michael Musto’s Village Voice column La Dolce Musto this week, he has rumored news of Michael Alig’s future – according to Alig himself. Says Musto:

Another clubbie turned assailant, killer diller MICHAEL ALIG, is gloating to people that when he gets out of the clink, he’ll be bigger than Naomi, Paris, and Flotilla combined. Alig swears he’ll have a photo book of his artwork that will coincide with a Chelsea gallery show; a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? starring him and JAMES ST. JAMES; a Disco 2000 makeup line; a World of Wonder-produced reality show about his efforts to create a new scene; a movie about club life; and a day job as an assistant editor at Jane magazine. Then again, take it with a grain of . . . everything.

We don’t know about the photo book, the gallery show, the makeup line, or the Jane job, but we do know that, according to Fenton Bailey, there’s never been any discussion of a reality show with Alig, and James St. James says this is the first he’s heard about the Baby Jane remake. So we can only assume the rest is wishful thinking too. Although his fantasy about the future pales next to Dina Lohan‘s fantasy about her past.