This seems like a spoof, but it’s real. Back in May, you’ll remember, Enrique Iglesis confessed to a magazine that he had a teeny willy, saying, “It’s way, way, way too small,” and he thought he’d like to endorse extra-small condoms. But then in June he reversed his confession, saying his dick was, in fact, huge and that “the people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.”
But it seems the folks at Lifestyle Condoms stopped reading after his first statement, the one about endorsement, and are offering him $1 million if he agrees to try on – and model – each of their various sizes, which range from Mega to an “adorable” Snuggle Fit. The million-dollar deal is that the company would set up a photo shoot for the singer to pose for images that would appear on the brand’s website and also on the boxes of condoms in his size. We’re thinking showing your package on a package at the local drugstore is worth more than a million bucks; getting your cock on the Web: Priceless. Says an email from the company’s publicist:
It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault like this and still keep a hottie like Anna [Kournikova] on his arm, other men are sure to follow suit and take pride in what they’re not packin’ and make sure to keep what they do have safe.