• Chris “Mango” Kattan’s mouthpiece said today that the former SNL castmember proposed to model Sunshine Tutt on Christmas Eve and they plan to marry next year. Don’t mind saying, we thought he was gay.

• A change of chart. Now that downloads are surpassing over-the-counter sales of music, the UK chart system will be allowing any song downloaded from the Internet to be eligible to compete for the number-one position. Any song. That bodes well for, say, Vanilla Fudge.

• Game over. A seven-year-old boy was electrocuted by the Gameboy his parents bought him while vacationing in Thailand. He apparently was unplugging the charger while he was still wet from swimming in the hotel’s pool. “He knew about the dangers of electricity and was not stupid,” said his mother, adding, “And he definitely was not wet.” Another plus for experimenting with drugs: You can’t get electrocuted snorting coke.

• Twincredible. A more comprehensive look at the conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel we posted on Wednesday.

• A woman is suing the Oprah show for $50,000 after she was pushed down stairs between a waiting area and audience seating at Harpo Studios, suffering injuries as the crazed women clamored for good seats. Being sued is not one of Oprah’s favorite things.

• It’s pronounced Poo-kay. But Pete and Kate are still denying reports that they were pronounced husband and wife there.