(From top, left) Perhaps being more affectionate than a newly single man ought to be, Ashton Kutcher shares a moment with Demi Moore 2035, his co-star Lea Michele; Abigail Breslin in a god-awful dress (and I say that as someone who has thrown a wad of chiffon over a quinceañera hoop skirt before); newly adorable Jake T Austin and the forever hot Zefron; Ya gotta have a gimmick: Fergie Ferg and Barbara Eden; Pro-Chechnyan, pro-torture Hilary “Take the Money and Run” Swank and pinched-but-still-pretty Michelle Pfeiffer.