Here we have Louis (the possibly gay one) and Zayn (the sultry, vaguely ethnic one) singing and snuggling and being best mates together.

Here we have Louis (who MIGHT BE GAY, just sayin’) having a moment with Harry (the cheeky one with the wackadoodle hair)

So the question I put forth to you: Which pair would make the cuter couple? You aren’t a part of it, mind you. I’m not proposing a threesome here. I won’t let you defile their youth and beauty with your presence. Maybe you can watch them snog from behind a curtain or something. So, who’s it going to be: Louis and Zayn? Or Louis and Harry?