Rodrigo Santoro is the hunky Brazilan actor currently starring in that What to Expect When You’re Expecting clunker, but you probably remember best him as Xerxes, the pan-sexual Persian ruler with the nutty Chola eyebrows and FAAAABULOUS jewelry from 300. I can’t decide which I like better, hunky tuxedo-clad Rodrigo or 4th-century circuit queen Rodrigo.