According to BP’s in-house magazine BP Planet, there’s a lot of GOOD coming out of the oil spill! Sure! For instance: “Much of the region’s business – particularly the hotels – have been prospering because so many people have come here from BP and other oil emergency response teams.” And that’s just GREAT! Let’s see… what else? What other GOOD THINGS are happening in the Gulf? Well, the pelicans all get baths now! They enjoy that! And poor people now have a reason to be poor! And the water is no longer that dull, monotonous blue blue BLUE all the time! YAY! If people could only look on the bright side more often, we’d all be like the good folks at BP! (via Gawker)