Just when you thought there was nothing new under the sartorial sun, here comes Vibram Unisex Furoshiki Wrap Sneakers.

via Dude I Want That:

Vibram took inspiration for their Furoshiki concept from Japanese gift wrapping techniques. The “free-form footwear” is made to provide as much protection, grip, and comfort as it is “WTF is on your feet?!” reactions from friends, family, and the guys who start to ask if you want a shoeshine.

The Murble pattern shown here is, in my opinion, the most attractive (i.e., least obnoxious) of the Furoshiki options. Mostly black, with some splotches of gray, I guess if it was the best-fitting shoe I ever put on my foot, I would get used to looking like a cross between a ballerina and a car tire while wearing it.

Only $65 from Amazon!