A 25-year-old Norwegian rapper who claims he is the secret son of Michael Jackson sat with the Jackson family at the singer’s memorial concert. The boy, named Omer, first met Michael at a Tunisian hotel in the mid-’90s, where he impressed the singer with his wicked smooth dance moves and “uncanny” resemblance to Michael. The undoubtably heterosexual superstar reportedly told close friends that he fathered Omer after a one-night-stand with a Norwegian fan in 1984. On a side note: That’s how I plan to explain my young boyfriends to the press from now on, as well. “Meet Bruce. I fathered him after a one-night-stand with a Norwegian clubkid at the Limelight in 1991.” (via Mail Online)