And I’m only writing about this because it happened once to me. Most embarrassing thing ever.
First through, a new book is coming out in July, Gatecrasher, by gossip columnist Ben Widdicomb, who writes in it that a veteran Daily News editor once told him:
“That sofa you’re sitting on right now … Mickey Mantle sat on that very sofa and told me how he once went on a date with Angie Dickinson, took her home, and was so drunk that he threw up while he was [performing a sex act on her].”
No word on Miss Dickinson’s reaction, but maybe that’s why we have to buy the book.
As for me, I was young, and couldn’t hold my alcohol, and as I [performed a sex act on a gentleman] I simultaneously threw up on him and reached up and… accidentally pulled off his toupee! WHO KNEW? Well… He was NOT VERY PLEASED with me, and in fact, suggested that I leave and as I was gathering my things he added that he thought I needed therapy. Which was rude. But there you go.
Anyway, as mentioned: Gate Crasher is out July 7 from Simon & Schuster.
(via Page Six; photos: MediaPunch)