Holy crap! Is that Marianne Faithfull? When the hell did Kate Moss become such a brick-faced old cokewhore? She looks like she’s been up for days, doing rails and getting fucked with a chair leg! I mean, those bangs are just HARSH! WHOOO-EEEE! And that ugly dress isn’t helping matters, either! Kate, Kate, Kate: It’s called Juvederm, honey, just ask your dermatologist. Or, hell, just get a $2 bottle of Lubriderm, if you’ve spent all your plastic surgery money on crack rocks. I know, lady, I’ve been there. But you have an image to uphold, and, GURL, you are looking LEATHERY. YOWZA!
– James St James