I guess Stevie’s been a pretty bad boy this year. First, he used a government plane to go to Fort Knox to see the eclipse, then that infamous money pic with his leather-gloved wife. So, Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin got a gift that most would consider much worse than coal: a box full of poop.

The shitty present was discovered after a neighbor spotted a “suspicious” package near Mnuchin’s Bel-Air home on last night and alerted the authorities. The LAPD told media outlets that the package was wrapped in holiday-themed paper and was addressed to Mnuchin.

When authorities opened the package, they found a

“pretty good quantity”

of horse shit, but the old fashioned stinky kind so authorities didn’t believe the package was any serious threat. According to The Daily News, the LAPD said,

“The Secret Service would be picking up the box of feces on Sunday.”

This must be a theme this holiday season. Something similar happened to my FB friend Oliver Wasow. He posted this story. Read it, it’s good!

“This morning I opened my front door and found a plastic garbage bag neatly tied up with what appeared to be a package of some sort inside. As it’s raining out I assumed UPS or someone had delivered a Xmas gift and put it in a bag to keep it dry. I brought the bag inside, opened it and found a small gift bag with lovely blue tissue in it. Pushing the tissue aside, I looked in and found … dog shit.

After a half hour of imagining every possible horror movie scenario and running through an index of possible enemies, I went upstairs to ask my kids if they had heard a car come down our dirt road last night. As I walked towards my son’s room I saw that he had pulled his carpet out into the hallway. Apparently the dog crapped in his room and he had seen fit to clean it up and toss it outside.”

And people say that kid’s today don’t give a shit!

Merry Christmas!

(via HuffPo)