From the desk of Moye Ishimoto:
So you should all know by now (if you’re the avid WOW reader and properly click on all the links we so graciously provide you), that Lindsay just got DISSED by a major Hollywood executive!
Wait, is this high school or something? I feel like we’re all hanging out on the playground, trading whispered rumors on “Oh my gosh, Becky, did you hear about that Mr. Robinson sent home with Lindsay yesterday? Her parents are gonna be soooo mad.” When was the last time you had someone scold you? Through a formal letter? And CC your mother?? (Noticed the “D. Lohan” at the bottom?)
For me, that was when I forgot to turn in 3 homework assignments in my Geometry Honors class and my teacher sent a note to my mom that I was going to detention, and I got grounded for like 2 weeks. Okay, I lied. Asian parents don’t believe in grounding. They just make you take more SAT classes in hopes that you’ll get a high enough score to get into that Ivy League school, then either attend med school or law school and bring honor to the family name.
Anyway, it sounds like someone’s been busy reading all the tabloids and gossip pages at their high level desk rather than taking calls from Lindsay’s publicist.
But, c’mon. Lindsay, you’re a young actress. You should be able to come up with something more believable than “heat exhaustion.” Saying the dog ate your script would be a better excuse, especially for someone who has plenty of access to air conditioning, ice cold drinks and naked slaves waving palm fronds around your Chateau Marmont suite. (via Smoking Gun)