Did anyone else’s jaw hit the floor when Jennifer Lopez performed her freakin’ Fiat commercial during the AMAs? In a Kardashian-like move of money-grabbing chutzpah, an actual Fiat was unveiled on stage behind her, she got in and “drove” it in front of a green screen. Synergy has never been so crass. She should have just “driven” it to Kohl’s and outfitted her dancers in that crappy clothing line of hers while she was at it. Plugged two things at once. And don’t even get me started on those ridiculous Fiat commercials where she drives herself to the Bronx and acts like it’s the most normal thing in the world. J-Lo does not drive a white Fiat, she doesn’t think of the Bronx as her “playground,” and she doesn’t smile benevolently when poor people chase her car. I didn’t buy that Jenny-from-the-block crap 10 years ago, and I’m not buying it now. You know, I was sort of liking her after her American Idol stint, but now I’m getting irritated again. It’s like you give her a little of her early aughts fame back, and she slips right back into diva mode.
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