Why, this is the OPPOSITE of “winning,” isn’t it?

Charlie Sheen is in panic mode, as he is down to his last $10 million and can’t even afford to pay the pool boy or gardeners at his “expansive, Mediterranean style home which features 8,932 square feet of living space, including 7 bedrooms and 7 baths…”

Oh dear.

says People:

The actor claims he’s had a “significant reduction” in his earnings, and is in a “dire financial crisis” with less than $10 million to his name. The document also lists several debts Sheen has been unable to pay because of his finances, including both a pool service and a gardening service which are both noted as “past due.”

Sheen, of course, was once the highest paid actor in television, raking in $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. That was before he went koo-koo bananas and was fired from the show after a very public meltdown that included trashing a suite at the Plaza Hotel, pleading guilty to domestic violence, claiming to be have tiger’s blood running through his veins, and smoking crack with porn stars.

That was then, though. Now, he’s “filed requests to modify his child support payments to Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller,” (he has two children with each ex-wife).

In them, Sheen claims “he can’t afford to make his monthly payments because he’s ‘been unable to find steady work, and [has] been blacklisted from many aspects of the entertainment industry.”

Of course, he COULD always get a smaller house, clean his own pool, and mow his own damn grass.

Or…. we could all band together and crowd-source this poor man some spending money… What do you say, WOWers? Should we help Charlie or nah?

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)