Animal oracles (including psychic monkeys, sharks, dogs, and goats) from around the world overwhelmingly seem to be favoring Donald Trump to win tomorrow.
According to Huffpo: The Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park in China’s Hunan province recently asked its simian sooth-sayers known for accurately predicting the winners of European soccer matches, to take a stab at political forecasting. The monkey not only chose Trump when presented with life-size cutouts of Hillary and Donald, but he even climbed onto the cutout to give the man a kiss (see pic below).
And according to a survey conducted earlier this year by Cleveland.com, dogs at a local dog park were asked to pick between chew toys in the images of Trump and Clinton – and the Republican nominee won by a presumably wet nose.
Trump also came out swimmingly in a candidate-themed shark race conducted by Nova Southeastern University in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
In September, professors selected two tagged mako sharks living in the Atlantic Ocean to represent Clinton and Trump. The shark that swam the most miles by Nov. 4, they said, would be the winner.
The Trump shark, whose motto was “Mako America Great Again,” swam 652.44 miles, while the Clinton shark (motto: “Swimming Stronger Together”) only managed 510.07 miles, according to a press release.
Reports that the Trump shark then accused the Clinton shark of having low stamina could not be confirmed.
However, it’s not all bad for the former secretary of state: She does have some supporters in the animal kingdom.
Boots, an allegedly psychic Golden Guernsey goat in the Scottish town of Jedburgh, recently picked Clinton ― or, more precisely, a piece of paper with Clinton’s name on it.
It’s not exactly scientific, but Boots predicted the Brexit vote earlier this year using the same method, according to South West News Service.
So if you put stock in this sort of thing, now is the time to start panicking.