Mick Jagger has sired somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 to 35 children around the world who are between the ages of twinkle-in-his-eye and pushing 40. And they’re all fucking incredible to look at because Jagger fucks only supermodels and lapdancers. However, whereas McCartney’s offspring Stella is always getting her clock in the papers, Jagger’s kids remain disappointingly unnewsworthy. So it’s rare to ever get a glimpse of any of the Stone’s pebbles. We have to settle for this photo in the Daily Mail of 22-year-old Elizabeth and 14-year-old Georgia May, both mothered by Jerry Hall, posing with Keith Richards’ offspring Theodora at a party at Ron Wood’s London house following the Stones concert at the Twickenham rugby ground on Sunday. The party also was host to actor Owen Wilson. Miss Jagger is wearing her mother’s old beaded and sequinned canary yellow catsuit. Or is that one of Daddy’s?
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