At first, we didn’t think Jessica Simpson had it in her (or about her) to play Pamela Anderson in the upcoming movie version of Baywatch. Or rather, the CJ Parker part Anderson played on the series. Then we happened upon these photos. Of course, the shots are cropped just short of comparing their true talents, which would show off one and show up the other. But that’s fixable. Just ask Anderson. Meanwhile, we’re smelling a re-remake of The Beverly Hillbillies (it’s very possible these days) to get Simpson her trilogy of trash over and done with by having her slip into her Daisy Duke cutoffs again to play Elly May Clampett.