Clearly, 14 kids, including eight newborns, are a lot to handle, literally. Yesterday, on an outing to the park with her brood and nannies, the Octomom performed for the in-tow paparazzi, posing, talking on her cell, fixing her hair, and displaying some haphazardly staged mothering skills, when suddenly she lost grasp of one of her pups, and heart-stoppingly caught it just before it hit the picnic blankie. Oh, that wacky Photo-Optomom! She should have her own TV show. Oh, that’s right, she’s gonna. (Cele|bitchy)