The 39-year-old British delusional, Carl McCold, fell in love with Cyrus in 2009 while he was going through a difficult divorce, and spent $8,000 getting 15 prominent XL tattoos devoted to her inked over his body – arms, chest, fingers, etc. Though he’s never met her nor even seen her perform, he believes she’s his wife. “I am hoping that Miley’s agent will hear about me via Twitter, and then she will pass the message on to Miley. That way I could actually end up meeting her. If I did, then I would die. I would definitely die.” Because tradition has it that a husband will pass a message to his wife through her agent. (via Daily Mail)