No siree. My little lover David Archuleta is a good boy. Just watch him sing his patriotic heart out at the US Open yesterday. He always brings a smile to my lips and a tear to my heart. Why the tear? Because you just KNOW his father beats the crap out of him every night for not being famous enough. Or making enough money. And, you know, for exhibiting all those potentially homosexual tendencies like he does. So he’s got a hard life. Poor little thing. Yet through it all, he remains a real stand-up guy. A gentleman. And in this era of Joe Wilsons, Chris Browns, Serena Williams, and Kanye Wests, isn’t it refreshing to watch a good boy just being good for a change? (via Just Jared Jr.)