Not to Be THAT GUY, But…

Yes, yes, Ashton Kutcher in brownface imitating an Indian man is COMPLETELY offensive and everybody was right to register their outrage and disgust BLAH BLAH BLAH, but I thought his mincing around as the Karl Lagerfeldian homo was equally offensive. I don’t care that it was supposed to be an impersonation of the actual man, when straight men lisp and flounce around with limp wrists I don’t give a fuck how pretty they are. They’re IDIOTS. It’s WRONG. Straight men have lost the right to imitate gay people. PERIOD. Where is the outrage over that? WHO’S WITH ME? LET’S GAY LYNCH THE JACKASS (by which I mean: Let’s all roll our eyes and say that he’s over, and stop posting shirtless pics of him on our Tumblr).