What is it about the proximity of a wild creature to the human genital area that fills a television audience with unbridled merriment? On today’s Ellen, a 20-foot anaconda managed to work its tail between the legs of the show’s hostess, causing it to look briefly like a shiny, colorful, twisty penis. The females in the audience as good as peed themselves laughing, as if they’d never seen a penis on a woman before. (Take a look)