The Press Association today reported about a young mother in my home town of Brighton and a rather cheeky bird she bought.
According to the article, the woman bought her 11 month old daughter a toy plush parrot from a store. Nothing wrong yet you say? Just wait…
The parrot however had one of those strings you pull to get it to say stuff. Little girl in her pram pulls the string, only to be met with a tirade of prerecorded abuse.
Favourite Parrot quote; “I’m going to rip your head off and s*** down your neck”
I’m filled with joy currently. Article is HERE